I should be sponsored by Trojan
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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