Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i will never coherently bang her
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
