you guys were way drunker than both of me
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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