I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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