...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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