i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The uberlube is also flammable
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
