Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
