just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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