i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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