Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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