those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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