I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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