return my video game
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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