the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
me + whiskey = a bad person
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Dear god my vagina.
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