I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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