these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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