Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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