i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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