You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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