Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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