he wants to bone in the snuggie
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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