I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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