I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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