You made me cry and you don't even care
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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