69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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