There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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