So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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