why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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