Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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