Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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