I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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