How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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