I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
My balls are so social today.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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