ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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