I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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