By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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