You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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