When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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