Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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