Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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