Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
My orgasm happened in two different decades
tell me about the fingering
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