do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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