hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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