So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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