I faked an abortion last night.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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