we have pet lesbian snakes
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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