the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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