You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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