i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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