I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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